Wednesday, November 11, 2009

what looks like crazy on an ordinary day

set location: the bathtub

......

nina: hey mom. after this, i can go pick out my clothes for tomorrow.

robin: nina, no. you are only 3 years old, and you will not be picking out your clothes
everyday. it takes too long, and you don't know what you need to wear. i am your
mom, and i know what you need to wear on a cold day, or a hot day.

nina: ((begins to whimper))

robin: no nina! you are still little, and need help. we can't do that every morning.
and don't you dare have an accident on purpose at school thinking that you can
change clothes...because i will pack clothes in your bag that i know you don't
like to wear! no more accidents just so you can change clothes nina!
you gotta stop that.

nina: ((wails))

robin: but remember that you get to dress yourself on the weekends...and thats fun.
i let you pick out and wear whatever you want, so that's the balance. you understand?

nina: ((murmured through sobbing)) yes mam

Thursday, November 05, 2009

my mother's swag

"oh pam...that's rita moreno...don't you remember her from
the electric company?"

oh pam:


look at her

i love her hair cut

she's so beautiful

look at her dress

such pretty colors


she is 79.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

am i the only one that was unaware?



MARTIN SCORSESE!?!?!?!

i never. ever. knew
part deux
hangin with my mama teaches me so much.


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

focus pamela


...please focus.

....
its unsettling when you get highly frustrated with your work.
especially when you don't know what else you're so good at.

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i don't wanna be a one trick pony.
I CAN'T BE A ONE TRICK PONY!

i wanna be a consistently unpredictable unicorn.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

think different.

a. today i needed a calculator to do some math. and then i remembered that i owned a ti-83 for many years. i wish i knew where it was. i then could do my math, and not waste my parents hard earned money.


b.
this intro is not representative of how clarissa dressed. here she looks like a child prostitute.
i really adored clarissa...she explained it all.


c. this past week sucked. but i've got a new attitude. (i'm pretty sure i have a new attitude)


d.health insurance...coming soon.

Friday, October 23, 2009

good morning lovers.



and i say this with a smile

it does sometimes feel as though

a chair has been slipped out from

underneath my bum

still standing.

Monday, October 19, 2009

to the future mrs. moore


i come through on my gifts!